The Awards Issue: Lily's Nail Game

Monday

This is the award-giving season. The Grammys, BAFTAs, Oscars and many respectable more give thanks to the people out there that make our world filled with inspiration and creativity.

I'd like to give thanks to Lily Allen. Not just for her Girl Power music, but for her nails.

Her nail game is strong. The strongest I have ever seen. So please move over you basics out there.

Her Instagram is flooded with pics of her ever-changing talented painted talons. They aren't just painted... they are studded, embroidered, dusted, coated and beaded with the most imaginative, unusual and daring features.

She could make the Harajuku girls on the streets of Tokyo envy of her super kawaii floral designs.

Allen flaunts her appreciation of rap geniuses Pac and Biggie.

There's ombréd and tie-dyed, oh-so-edgy nails.

Stenciled on weed leafs, that Miley Cyrus probably fancies.

And Cyrus can take notes of Allen's twerking hot mama nails, proudly shaking their thang on the pointy tips.

There are encrusted gems and jewels that remind me of every single Dolce and Gabbana RTW collection.

And is it even possible to turn Chanel ghetto fabulous, in a very pleasant way?

The award for the Hardest Nail Game of the Year: Lily Allen.

There were no runners up or nominees.

Sorry, but not sorry.